10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
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- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.