10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers