10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.