10 Random Poker Quotes

• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die