10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth