10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from