10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."