10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!