10 Random Poker Quotes

• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?