10 Random Poker Quotes
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- MoeSyzslak
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it