10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Fold and live to fold again
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson