10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003