10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Fold and live to fold again
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.