10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss