10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson