10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker