10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."