10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- It's Free To Fold...
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.