10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• if u play for the thrill u are ill