10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)