10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "No river, no fish."
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Poker is for loners.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury