10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson