10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.