10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.