10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm