10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-