10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05