10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!