10 Random Poker Quotes

• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.