10 Random Poker Quotes

• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Fook the floosh droo!
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.