10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "No river, no fish."
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.