10 Random Poker Quotes

• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Welcome to kicker school
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!