10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson