10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)