10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• It's Free To Fold...
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"