10 Random Poker Quotes

• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Those eggs smell delicious!