10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers