10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fold and live to fold again
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.