10 Random Poker Quotes

• "No river, no fish."
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.