10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Poker is for loners.
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach