10 Random Poker Quotes

• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com