10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'