10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament