10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer