10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.