10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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