10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A