10 Random Poker Quotes

• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.