10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson