10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Fold and live to fold again
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...